- Mercutio's mommy cooked delicioso food. Mercutio grew up with that! Then when he
"How dare you call this Chicken Alfredo. The thing that you call 'sauce' is that disgusting goo from those cheapass store cans. The 'meat' in this tastes like spam--that disgusting processed meat. You know how horrid that is? How dare you call this food." -- Mercutio complaining about his dish of Chicken Alfredo at some Restaurant. He later flipped the table and walked away.